What On Earth Were These Celebrities Thinking When They Named Their Kids?

Jermajesty Jackson

Jermaine Jackson, of The Jackson Five, and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza, have a nineteen-year-old son named Jermajesty. It's meant to be a combination of "Jermaine" and "Majesty," but it's a reach. He's also a musician, so maybe he's going to capitalize on the unique image. 

Fifi Trixibelle Geldof

Bob Geldof of The Boomtown Rats and Band Aid, and his wife Paula Yates, have a daughter named Fifi Trixibelle. There isn't much known about her, but that name seems more fitting for a tiny dog. She did recently say in a rare interview, that she has suffered from clinical depression since she was 11.