What On Earth Were These Celebrities Thinking When They Named Their Kids?

Apple Martin

Apple Martin has quite the famous family. Her father is Coldplay's Chris Martin, her mother is actress Gwyneth Paltrow, and her grandmother is actress Blythe Danner. Her name shocked fans of both parents, but it seems to fit. The couple have since split. 

Diva Thin Mffin Pigeen Zappa

Legendary rockstar Frank Zappa and his wife Gail Zappa named their daughter Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen. What the heck do those middle names mean? However, despite the absurdity, she's been able to forge a successful acting career for herself.