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Action Pants, You Say?

Way to feed men's egos with those "extra-large snack packs." For some reason, it seems unlikely that one would put Cheez-Its in there.

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The More You Know

  • A single lightning bolt has enough energy to toast 100,000 slices of bread.
  • St. Lucia is the only country that is named after a woman.
  • The Catholic Church considers the Theory of Evolution to be "virtually certain", and believes that intelligent design "isn't science even though it pretends to be."
  • M&M stands for Mars and Murrie.
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Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.