These Vintage Ads Would Instantly Be Banned Today

Safety First!

Ah, yes. Famously, parents love to think of their infant babies holding a sharp, dangerous blade. Not sure if "safety razor" quite makes the cut, here.

Driving for Girls

They finally invented a simple vehicle for ladies, who notoriously cannot operate a vehicle without wearing twelve different rings. Thank goodness. She looks so surprised by the road...

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The More You Know

  • Shakespeare is easier to understand, makes more sense, and is punnier when it's recited in its original pronunciation instead of a modern English accent.
  • Peanuts can be used to make dynamite.
  • “Digging a hole to China” is theoretically possible if you start in Argentina.
  • The world's most toxic mineral is cinnabar.
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Post originally appeared on Upbeat News.