Cooling Off
We're not sure how this dude's life was before he had kids, but we now know how it is. If you can look past the sticky neck, homeboy actually has a pretty good system in place. All he needs to do is carry his daughter and he gets all day refreshments in the summer.
Please, Just Let Me Eat
One day you get to enjoy all the good food you want, and the next you have to share it. Keep that in mind if you plan on putting any offspring out in the world when you're done living out your glory days.
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