The Wicker Man
"Not the bees!" is a phrase people have been screaming since Nic Cage coined it in this 2006 flick. Whether played as a drinking game or just to marvel at how many times Nic Cage makes an unreasonable demand in a very loud voice, this movie has something for everyone. An hour and 42 minutes is not enough for this remake...
Dante’s Peak
This objectively bad 1997 action movie reads more to viewers like a comedy thanks to its laughable mountain sequences. Pierce Brosnan spends half the movie mourning his dead girlfriend who "loved rocks" (editor's note: ????) and the other half just staring at rocks in different locations. Oh yeah, and the many, many explosions.
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