Saul Silver
In Pineapple Express, Saul Silver lives the slacker's dream—all he does is smoke pot and watch stupid YouTube videos. In fact, Saul spends most of his time so high that he can barely comprehend anything around him. He may have a big heart, but this drug dealer's days are spent glued to the couch.
Sookie Stackhouse
Over the course of True Blood's seven seasons, it remains a mystery as to whether Sookie Stackhouse completed more than two full shifts at her job. She would appear on the premises, don an apron, and then disappear before taking a single order. How did Merlotte's stay afloat with such terrible customer service?
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