People Won't Even Buy These Grocery Store Items in a Global Pandemic

Dessert Hummus

You may have noticed a decline in the stocking of dessert hummus right before the shelter in place ordinances came through. But, when people overbought hummus, dessert hummuses re-hit the shelves. A good rule of thumb for quarantine shopping is: "If it was nasty before, it'll be nasty now."

Aquafina

In the ranks of expensive water bottles, Aquafina is very close to the bottom. Just because you slap a translucent label on a bottle of tap water doesn't mean you can start selling it for a dollar more than your competitors. We're looking at you PepsiCo.