Alternative Pizzas
Listen, we know we already basically covered the cruciferous-vegetable pizza crust bases, but some manufacturers think that we'll eat the crust if they put something on it for us. They are (airhorn noise) extremely wrong about that. Alternative pizzas are clogging the freezers at the stores, and if you really want to make some weird decisions with your day, take one home.
Milk Alternatives
Honestly, milk alternatives are the new wave. We're pretty happy that people are choosing to leave the alternative moo-juice alone. That means there's more for the people who use it religiously.
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