Take Care Of Yourself
There are some things you just can't compete with in this life. Unfortunately for the receiving end of this letter, that competition comes in the form of a blue convertible and a real gentleman. Marge is taking care of herself, so hopefully, this recipient did the same. Sorry!
Key to a Heart
This guy had to leave and he had to leave in an instant! He left the mailbox key but took the TV, not a fair trade at all. He seemed to be pretty frantic though, so maybe he just needed some time to process. The "love u" seems pretty promising.
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